This recipe makes enough crust for a topless pie: WOOHOO, take it off!
Ingredients
- 1/3c Shortening (Lard is the cloven-hoofed work of the devil!)
- 1c Whole wheat flour (Speaking of the devil, refined white flour is satanic too.)
- 1/2t Salt (Salt keeps eeville away)
- 3T Cold water (Cold water is purifying: Think cold showers.)
Instructions